Lyrics By Stephen Sondheim Music By Leonard Bernstien   "Tonight" Tonight, Tonight, won't be just any night. Tonight there will be no morning star. Tonight, Tonight, I'll see my love tonight. And for us stars will stop where they are. Today the minutes seem like hours, The hours go so slowly, And still the sky is light, The moon burns bright, And make this endless day, endless night, Tonight, Tonight. "One Hand, One Heart" Make of our hands, one hand, Make of our hearts, one heart. Make of our vows, one last vow; Only death will part us now. Make of our lives, one life. Day after day, one life. Now it begins, Now we start; One Hand, One Heart. Even death won't part us now. "Maria" The most beautiful sound I ever heard: Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria. All the beautiful sounds of the world in a single word: Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria. Maria, I've just met a girl named Maria, and suddenly the name will never be the same to me. Maria! I've just kissed a girl named Maria. And suddenly I've found how wonderful a sound can be. Maria, say it loud and there's music playing. Say it soft and it's almost like praying, Maria, I never stop saying: "Maria!" "America" I like to be in America, Okay by me in America. Everything free in America, For a small fee in America. I like the city of San Juan, I know a boat you can get on. Hundreds of flowers in full bloom, Hundreds of people in each room! Automoblie in America, Chromium steel in America. Wire spoke wheel in America, Very big deal in America. I'll drive a buick thru San Juan, If there's a road you can drive on. I'll give my cousins a free ride, How you fit all of them inside? Immigrant goes to America, Many hellos in America. Nobody knows in America, Puerto Rico's in America. When I will go back to San Juan, When you will shut up and get gone. I'll give them new washing machine, what have they got there to keep clean? I like the shores of America, Comfort is yours in America. Knobs on the doors in America, Wall to wall floors in America. I'll bring a T.V. to San Juan, If there's a current to turn on. Everyone there will give big cheer, Everyone there will have moved here. I like to be in America, Okay by me in America. Everything free in America, For a small fee in America.   "Something's Coming" Could be Who knows? There's something due any day I will know right away Soon as it shows It may come cannonballin' down through the sky Gleam in its eye Bright as a rose! Who knows? It's only just out of reach Down the block, on a beach Under a tree I got a feeling there's a miracle due Gonna come true Coming to me Could it be? Yes it could Something's coming Something good If I can wait Something's coming I don't know what it is But it is Gonna be great! With a click With a shock Phone'll jingle Door'll knock Open the latch! Something's coming, don't know when But it's soon Catch the moon One handed catch Around the corner Or whistling down the river Come on - deliver To me Will it be? Yes it will Maybe just by holding still It'll be there! Come on, something, come on in Don't be shy Meet a guy Pull up a chair The air is hummin' And something great is coming Who knows It's only just Out of reach Down the block, on a beach Maybe tonight Maybe tonight... "Gee, Officer Krupke" TIGER, IMITATING KRUPKE Hey you! RIFF Who me, Officer Krupke? TIGER, IMITATING KRUPKE Yeah you, gimme one good reason for not draggin' ya down the station house, ya punk! RIFF Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke You gotta understand It's just our bringin' upke That gets us out of hand Our mothers all are junkies Our fathers all are drunks Golly Moses, naturally we're punks JETS Gee, Officer Krupke We're very upset We never had the love That every child oughta get We ain't no delinquents We're misunderstood Deep down inside us there is good RIFF There is good! JETS There is good, there is good There is untapped good Like inside, the worst of us is good TIGER, IMITATING KRUPKE That's a touching good story RIFF Lemme tell it to the world! TIGER, IMITATING KRUPKE Just tell it to the judge RIFF Dear kindly Judge, your Honor My parents treat me rough With all their marijuana They won't give me a puff They didn't wanna have me But somehow I was had Leapin' lizards, that's why I'm so bad SNOWBOY IMITATING JUDGE Right! Officer Krupke You're really a square This boy don't need a judge He needs an analyst's care It's just his neurosis That oughta be curbed He's psychologically disturbed RIFF I'm disturbed JETS We're disturbed, we're disturbed We're the most disturbed Like we're psychologically disturbed SNOWBOY IMITATING JUDGE Hear ye, hear ye. In the opinion of this court, this child is depraved on account he ain't had a normal home. RIFF Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived! SNOWBOY IMITATING JUDGE So take him to a headshrinker. You! ACTION Who me? RIFF My daddy beats my mommy My mommy clobbers me My grandpa is a commie My grandma pushes tea My sisters wears a moustache My brother wears a dress Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess ACTION IMITATING HEADSHRINKER Yes, Officer Krupke He shouldn't be here This boy don't need a couch He needs a usefully career Society's played him a terrible trick And sociologically he's sick RIFF I am sick! JETS We are sick, we are sick We are sick sick sick Like we're sociologically sick ACTION IMITATING HEADSHRINKER In my opinion, this child does not need to have his head shrunk at all. Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease. RIFF Hey, I got a social disease! ACTION IMITATING HEADSHRINKER So take him to a social worker RIFF Dear kindly social worker They tell me get a job Like be a soda jerker Which means I'd be a slob It's not I'm antisocial I'm only anti-work Glory Osky, that's why I'm a jerk A-RAB Eek, Officer Krupke You've done it again This boy don't need a job He needs a year in the pen It ain't just a question of misunderstood Deep down inside he's no good RIFF I'm no good JETS We're no good, we're no good We're no earthly good Like the best of us is no damn good The trouble is he's lazy The trouble is he drinks The trouble is he's crazy The trouble is he stinks The trouble is he's growing The trouble is he's grown Krupke, we've got troubles of our own Officer Krupke We're down on our knees RIFF 'Cause no one wants a fella With a social disease JETS Dear Officer Krupke What are we to do? Gee, Officer Krupke Krup you! "I Feel Pretty" I feel pretty Oh so pretty I feel pretty and witty and gay And I pity Any girl who isn't me today I feel charming Oh so charming It's alarming how charming I feel And so pretty That I hardly can believe I'm real See the pretty girl in that mirror there? Who can that attractive girl be? Such a pretty face Such a pretty dress Such a pretty smile Such a pretty me! I feel stunning And entrancing Feel like running And dancing for joy For I'm loved By a pretty wonderful boy I feel pretty Oh so pretty That the city should give me its key A committee Should be organized to honor me I feel dizzy I feel sunny I feel fizzy and funny and fine And so pretty Miss America can just resign See the pretty girl in that mirror there Who can that attractive girl be? Such a pretty face Such a pretty dress Such a pretty smile Such a pretty me! I feel stunning And entrancing Feel like running and dancing for joy For I'm loved By a pretty wonderful boy "Quintet" JETS The Jets are gonna have their day Tonight The Jets are gonna have their way Tonight The Puerto Ricans grumble 'Fair fight' But if they start a rumble We'll rumble'em right SHARKS We're gonna hand'em a surprise Tonight We're gonna cut'em down to size Tonight We said 'OK no rumpus No tricks' But just in case they jump us We're ready to mix Tonight JETS We're gonna rock it tonight We're gonna jazz it up And have us a ball SHARKS They're gonna get it tonight The more they turn it on The harder they'll fall JETS Well they began it SHARKS Well they began it JETS & SHARKS And we're the ones to stop'em once and for all Tonight ANITA Anita's gonna get her kicks Tonight We'll have our private little mix Tonight He'll walk in hot and tired Poor dear! Don't matter if he's tired As long as he's near Tonight TONY Tonight, tonight Won't be just any night Tonight there will be no morning star Tonight, tonight I'll see my love tonight And for us stars will stop Where they are MARIA Today the minutes seem like hours The hours go so slowly And still the sky is light Oh moon Grow bright And make this endless day Endless night JETS The Jets are coming out on top Tonight We're gonna watch Bernardo drop Tonight That Puerto Rican punk'll Go down And when he's hollered Uncle We'll tear up the town RIFF : We'll be backing you boy ICE : Right RIFF : You're gonna flat him good ICE : Right MARIA Tonight, tonight Won't be just any night Tonight there will be no morning star Tonight, tonight I'll see my love tonight And for us stars will stop Where they are SHARKS We're gonna rock it tonight We're gonna jazz it tonight They're gonna get it tonight Tonight ANITA Tonight, Late tonight We're gonna mix it tonight JETS & SHARKS But they began it They began it They began it TONY & MARIA Tonight the minutes seem like hours The hours go so slowly And still the sky is light Oh moon Grow bright And make this endless day Endless night... ANITA Tonight Anita's gonna have her day Bernardo's gonna have his way... JETS & SHARKS And we're the ones to stop'em once and for all The Jets/The Sharks are gonna have their way The Jets/The Sharks are gonna have their day We're gonna rock it tonight... ALL ...Tonight "Somewhere" There's a place for us Somewhere a place for us Peace and quiet and open air Wait for us Somewhere There's a time for us Some day a time for us Time together With time to spare Time to look Time to care Someday, Somewhere We'll find a new way of living We'll find a way of forgiving Somewhere There's a place for us A time and place for us Hold my hand And we're halfway there Hold my hand And I'll take you there Somehow Someday Somewhere "Cool" ICE You'll laugh. Yeah, now you all better dig this and dig it good. No matter who or what is eatin' at you, man you show it and you are dead. You are cuttin' a hole in yourselves for them to stick in a red hot umbrella and open it. Wide. You wanna live in this lousy world? You play it cool. ACTION I wanna get even! ICE Get cool! A-RAB I wanna bust! ICE Bust cool! ACTION I wanna go! ICE Go cool! Boy, boy, crazy boy Get cool, boy Got a rocket in your pocket Keep coolie cool boy Don't get hot 'Cause man you got Some high times ahead Take it slow And Daddy-o You can live it up and die in bed Boy, boy, crazy boy Stay loose, boy Breeze it Buzz it Easy does it Turn off the juice, boy Go man, go But not like a yo-yo school boy Just play it cool, boy Real cool Boy, boy, crazy boy Stay loose, boy Breeze it Buzz it Easy does it Turn off the juice, boy Just play it cool, boy Real cool "A Boy Like That / I Have a Love" ANITA A boy like that Who'd kill your brother Forget that boy And find another One of your own kind Stick to your own kind A boy like that Will give you sorrow You'll meet another boy tomorrow One of your own kind Stick to your own kind A boy who kills cannot love A boy who kills has no heart And he's the boy Who gets your love And gets your heart Very smart, Maria, very smart A boy like that Wants one thing only And when he's done He'll leave you lonely He'll murder your love He murdered mine Just wait and see Just wait Maria Just wait and see MARIA Oh no Anita, no Anita no It isn't true, not for me It's true for you, not for me I hear your words And in my head I know they're smart But my heart, Anita But my heart Knows they're wrong You should know better You were in love Or so you said You should know better I have a love and it's all that I have Right or wrong, what else can I do? I love him, I'm his And everything he is I am too I have a love, and it's all that I need Right or wrong, and he needs me too I love him, we're one There's nothing to be done Not a thing I can do But hold him, hold him forever Be with him now, tomorrow And all of my life MARIA & ANITA When love comes so strong There is no right or wrong Your love is your life.